Invader
We were invaded early this morning. The Animal horde sent a scout into the kingdom early this morning and it caused havoc.
This little guy sneaked in unnoticed and ran around the house. When I told the wife, she nearly jump up out of bed and onto the roof.
Pip, one of our cats figured it was a toy and played with it. He didn't kill it, or even injure it. He just played with it. And every time I tried to grab it, Pip would block my way.
After about 30 minutes of trying to capture it, I managed to corner it without Pip and get it outside. The wife, huddled with my daughter on the roof finally came down and what do you think was the first thing she said to me was?
"You let that thing in here"!!
"Yes, honey. I opened the front door, looked around the vast yard for a chipmunk and invited him for coffee".
It was the Animal Horde, led by Darth Deer, infiltrating the kingdom again.
They are back!
His beady little eyes looked at me like he wanted to slit my throat. 
Or better yet, shoot me with his rocket launcher, which I saw him pick up before running back into the forest.
Thus begins Yard Wars. It's going to be a looooog summer!
P.S. The Indiana Minzes stories are on there way shortly.
5 Commented:
Let the yard wars begin! Great post and pics!
Hey....I'll send over my carpenter bees for defense!
Did ya invite him back for dinner??? ;-)
Peace
battle stations everyone--the yard wars have begun!! LOL
There is no doubt that animals are moving into the cities and suburbs- where people can't hunt them!
Bring on the yard wars - I've got them here too. I had a possum under the dining room table when I got home tonight - the cat was just yowling at it until we removed it.
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